everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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