Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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