what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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