what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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