no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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