i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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