I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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