i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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