i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Dick very happy bro
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