no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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