I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
