Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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