Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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