Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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