Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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