She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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