But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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