don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
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Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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