i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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