I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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