Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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