Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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