wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Michael Bay diarrhea
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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