that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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