He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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