You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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