I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
please don't ironically join a cult
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