I hope mine doesn't look like that
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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