So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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