problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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