I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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