I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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