haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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