on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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