I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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