youre lurking in front of me
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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