Define "chronic" masturbator.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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