CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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