So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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