that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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