So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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