and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Randomize