the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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