Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
where are you?
Hypothermia
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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