he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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