While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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