they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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