I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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