I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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