I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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