She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
