So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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