I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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