Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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